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THE GEORGESCU. CĂLIN

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A history textbook title as solemn and dusty as a relic in a forgotten archive—yet its contents read more like a second-rate conspiracy thriller, the kind you pick up by accident, skim in horror, and promptly discard, hoping to erase the experience from memory. At its center is a self-appointed national saviour, a man seemingly chosen by no one but himself—perhaps summoned by cosmic spam or the glitchy remnants of a defunct propaganda algorithm. Georgescu, ever the theatrical orator, has a rare gift: the ability to take the utterly mundane and dress it up as grand revelation. Every sentence is delivered with the gravity of divine decree—until you unwrap it and realize you've been handed nothing but stale rhetoric in recycled packaging, like a Christmas gift no one wanted but someone felt obligated to re-gift.

He wants to be a chameleon, but he’s the kind that’s lost its instincts—stuck in a jaundiced shade of ill-polished vanity. His snaky gaze locks onto you, not in curiosity, but in a calculated performance, as if rehearsing his role as the sole interpreter of truth. In reality, his universe is no larger than the mirror he worships, where he proudly reprises his messianic monologues. Georgescu’s speech? A hybrid of an apocalyptic sermon at a damp warehouse and a midnight infomercial. He promises a grand national revival while quietly clutching a plastic key—more keychain trinket than instrument of destiny. His voice, honed like a back-alley perfume vendor’s, glides seamlessly from soothing to ominous, offering salvation wrapped in the unmistakable scent of cheap deceit. Georgescu's lists are not shopping lists or carefully considered priorities—no, these are obsessive, neurotic inventories of those who "betray the people." Journalists, politicians, dissenters—anyone with a functioning independent thought process—find themselves neatly categorized in his personal blacklist of “national traitors.” He recites their names with the grave intonation of a priest delivering last rites, but in reality, he is nothing more than a petty accountant of grievances, balancing the books of his own insecurities. His disdain for democracy is draped in a gaudy costume of patriotic platitudes, rattling on about "eternal values" with the well-rehearsed conviction of a souvenir shop owner selling mass-produced nostalgia. His projects, are even worse. When asked about his grand projects, he responds with the unshakable confidence of a schoolboy explaining why his homework is still unfinished: "God will do them." Perhaps the Almighty has patience, but it’s hard to imagine that the fever dreams of a self-styled oracle rank high on the divine to-do list. Beneath the pompous declarations and exaggerated theatrics lies nothing but an ego bloated beyond repair, convinced that the world’s greatest need isn’t democracy or institutions—just him, endlessly celebrated. A man who elevates absurdity to an art form and turns stupidity into a public spectacle. With every new statement, he somehow manages to outdo his previous nonsense, treating each fresh absurdity as a competitive sport. No topic escapes the gravitational pull of his unparalleled genius: our “millennia-old” water—which, if you believe him, the Dacians sipped through straws straight from the Danube—the fearless Dacians themselves, who apparently strolled around Denmark as if it were their backyard, and the legendary Danube–Caspian Sea canal (though, really, why stop there? Let’s extend it to Mars). Recently, even C-sections have fallen under his messianic scrutiny—because, naturally, even newborns must be on the hit list of shadowy conspirators plotting the downfall of Romanian civilization. But let’s return to that ancient water! Is it really just H₂O, as those pesky “teachers” would have us believe? Or—brace yourselves—is it yet another globalist scheme masterminded by the omnipresent Soros? Why settle for ordinary hydration when you could drink something truly pure, like the sacred tears of the Dacians or the morning dew collected straight from Trajan’s Column? And that’s only the beginning. Watch out for that juice in your fridge—because, according to Georgescul, it’s laced with nanochips, sneaking into your bloodstream like an unguarded Wi-Fi connection. The logic here is reminiscent of that guy who insisted that emails only arrive at night, so you must leave your laptop open—otherwise, how will they get in? This isn’t just the night of the mind—this is a total eclipse of reason. But, of course, let’s keep an open mind. Disagreements are necessary, aren’t they? And the Moon? Ah, yes—the Moon, that ever-elusive destination, still waiting for our grand return. But why waste time with such trivialities when we have the pyramids, abandoned and misunderstood, just sitting there, waiting to fulfill their “true” purpose? A purpose, of course, that only Georgescu knows—but, like any self-respecting oracle, he guards the revelation with all the theatrical secrecy of a doomsday cult leader. And the cherry on this toxic, conspiracy-laced cake? Covid does not exist. A claim so spectacularly detached from reality that it deserves an honorary doctorate in pseudoscience. But why stop there? The only true science, according to our prophet of wisdom, is Jesus Christ—though not the traditional one, mind you. No, this is the sectarian, legionary-approved version, possibly sporting a proto-Romanian passport. Because let’s not forget: Romanian was the mother of the Latin language, not the other way around. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? Go to hell, globalists! And as for the globalists? Well, they aren’t even human, let’s be clear. They’re something worse—some kind of reptilian overlords, lurking in the shadows, plotting world domination. But never fear—Georgescu has not only identified them but likely has their names, addresses, and, who knows, maybe even their DNA codes stored in a secret vault, just waiting for the right moment to expose the grand deception. Georgescu is a guru of nonsense. So, before your last few brain cells give up trying to process the depths of this man’s absurdity, heed his ultimate wisdom: "The mind must die in order to have freedom." That’s right—the less you think, the freer you become. And how does one achieve this enlightened state of no-mind? Simple—by listening to him, of course. And if you’re feeling particularly inspired, perhaps it’s time for a bold decision. Let’s vote for him. After all, how often do you get the chance to endorse a true genius of the absurd? Călin Georgescu emerged from nowhere, a self-anointed savior promising clear waters and national rebirth—only to deliver nothing but quicksand and shimmering mirages. A salesman of empty rhetoric, he speaks with the gravity of a prophet yet offers nothing but slogans repackaged as wisdom. And when he vanishes—because that’s the fate of all cheap illusions—he will leave behind nothing but a vague echo, a handful of dramatic soundbites, and the collective shrug of a nation that has seen this act before. As the old Balkan saying goes: "Forbidden was, forbid is gone." Or, in simpler terms: good riddance.

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